ZEO Time – Name that weapon!

It’s just that time of the week, ain’t it? The time for yet another ZEO challenge! This week with an extra pinch of hack’n slash.

Sting. Oathkeeper. The Master Sword. Every mighty and not-so-mighty blade should have a fitting name. And that’s something we’ve taken very seriously while creating Zombie Vikings. Sparkly Unihorn, Bloody Martin and Catfood aren’t just names – they capture the very essence of the weapon!

And now it’s your turn to put your touch on the Zombie Vikings arsenal. The weapon below has not yet been named – and that is really killing it! It’s being constantly bullied by Failed Climbers Axe and Stab-a-thon. Would you help it?

This particular weapon is exceptionally good if you like slapping your friends around, since it will make them fly like a bullet towards the enemy. And believe me, having a Zombie Viking thrown in your face HURTS!

This is it, the ever so mighty… eh… gah, we don’t know!


The Challenge

Come up with a tremendously sounding name for the pictured weapon, and submit it to the comment section below. The person who manages to make us stop working and just staring at a name in awe will be crowned ZEO and get access to Zombie Vikings before release, as well as being painted into the actual game!

Good luck, and don’t forget to tell your enemies!

EDIT: This competition has ended and we’re not accepting any more entries. 

  • minirop

    Whack-a-Zombie, Fist Cutter, Armstrong Slicer. <3

  • Jay Lacina

    Slice of Life,Louisville Slicer (since I could see it knocking a friend’s head off),Axes & Allies, Super Friendtastic Wonder Axe, Axecess Denied.

  • Andre


  • Andre

    Kiss my Axe

  • Andre


  • Andre

    Bone Chopper

  • Andre

    Friend and Foe Fillet

  • Andre

    Head Separator

  • Andre

    Friendship Cleaver

  • Sanju

    The Dragon’s Toothpick

  • DumeeGamer

    Mighty Axe of Doom and Affection

  • BarryDunne

    The Wretched Arm of Steel!

  • The Geek Guru

    Bone-Tox (a play on Botox)
    Broken Bone Axe
    The Severed Scalper

  • The Best Friend: Always there to lend a hand
    The Ulnar Axe: Tickle Your Funny Bone
    The Long-Gone Arm of the Law
    Corpse-al Tunnel Syndrome
    Down-Low Too Slow

  • Klart

    Il already won another contest, but I’m gonna participate just for fun!

    My suggestion:

    The TAFKABTAP: The Arm Formerly Known As Belonging To Another Person

    Or The Arm Formerly Known To Belong To Someone Else, but you miss out on the abbreviation then ;).

  • Klart

    The TAFKAP: The Arm Formerly Known As Prince’s

    The TAFKAY: The Arm Formerly Known As Yours

    The TAFKAN: The Arm Formerly Known As Not mine

    The TAFKAS: The Arm Formerly Known As Someone else’s

    Endless variations really.


  • Joe Birkbeck

    The Limb Cleaver
    The One Handed Axe
    The Eternal Dismemberment

    • You’ve WON! You sir, are one awesome dude. You’ll get an email in a few days with more info 🙂 Congratulations!

  • Michael

    The Pimp Hand (gotta keep it strong). Otherwise call it FUBAR (f***ed up beyond all recognition. Gotta love the army and their sense of humour)

  • Sanju

    The Short-sighted Blacksmith’s Axe